Monthly Archives: October 2008

The majority of my thoughts through out the Cleanse were: “Why the hell I have I done this to myself again?” So naturally, now that the Cleanse is over, my final thoughts are, “I’ll NEVER do that to myself again!” … Continue reading →

12:33pm – I just had my last bowl and a half of vegetable soup for breakfast/lunch this morning and I’m moving on to real food tonight!  Real-ish food.  I’m hoping to go out to dinner somewhere that has really delicious … Continue reading →

10:29am – The Cleanse is officially broken. I’m back on Starbucks. I feel complete again. 1:17pm – I’m still thinking about food a lot, but now instead of “God, I’m hungry.” It’s “God, I’m full.” I welcome the change. I … Continue reading →

12:14pm – At work.  Still just drinking OJ.  I’m no longer watering it down, though, so it tastes a little better.  I’m not a big juice fan in general, so I’m probably not enjoying OJ as much as I could … Continue reading →

8:57am – Zero side effects from last night’s veggie dumpling test drive, which means I’ll be moving on to more yummy solids today. Not sure what I’ll be eating, as I haven’t gone to the grocery store yet this morning… … Continue reading →

10:52am – Orange juice! Sweet orange juice! Delicious watered down orange juice. I’m sitting here at work with my first glass of post-cleanse water and OJ. This OJ is store-bought because I’m never squeezing anything else as long as I … Continue reading →

Sometime very early this morning – I woke up to have my last tea induced poop. Thank you, butt. 8:05am – Today is one of the hardest days on the Cleanse. While technically the Cleanse is over, and I should … Continue reading →

12:20pm – I came very, very close to ending the Cleanse a day early. But I’m not going to afterall. I woke up at about 3:30am unable to sleep because of my horrible headache. I decided I was probably dehydrated, … Continue reading →

9:52am – After ten days of no eating and only pooping… how is there still poop coming out of my ass? It’s a Master Cleanse Miracle. Or it’s just gross. Probably the latter. 10:25am – LAST. SALT. WATER. FLUSH. EVER. … Continue reading →

9:30am – Only ONE salt water flush left!  Hooray!  And I haven’t even skipped any this year like I did last year.  But I’ve thought about it.  Oh, how I’ve thought about it.  Also, only one laxative tea left, I … Continue reading →