12:33pm – I just had my last bowl and a half of vegetable soup for breakfast/lunch this morning and I’m moving on to real food tonight! Real-ish food. I’m hoping to go out to dinner somewhere that has really delicious salads. That would really hit the spot, I think. Haven’t pooped in a couple of days, so I’m curious to see what that looks like when it happens. Don’t worry. I’ll share every grainy detail.
3:20pm – Right after I posted my last post, I felt a little movement in the bowel area. Sure enough, it was time! I pooped two perfect little pieces of solid poop made entirely of leftover lemon seeds and pulp, vegetable soup, clementine, and a little bit of hope. Detailed enough? It’ll have to tide you over because, unless something remarkable happens, I probably won’t be posting any remarks again until my final thoughts tomorrow.
